The Transcendent Start and his Woman

As I float here in the ionisphere and look down at the earth... I cannot help but wonder WHY... It could have been tomorrow, it could have been the day before, but why on this day of July 4, 2009 am I choosing by free-will to channel my thoughts with transcendent technology and technique beyond science to the sub-quantum dimension world you Muggles call the Internet? Why have I started this journey today? This journey of epic proportions, no distortions, and all visuals inconsistant with the verification principles... I understand now. America would consider herself lucky that I was birthed from her meta-womb (but sweetheart you know this is a two-way street relationship). As you are lucky so am I. Or was it meant to be... Every time I look at you I see a miracle. How were you so perfectly constructed with a system of living that flows in perfect union with the Human experience? Its too perfect I say, but not too perfect it needs change. Only a fool would say that. And as I continue I am baffled by the Earthlings that suggest time and time again you need be like the rest of the world... Why is this so when the rest of the world struggles and wants unbelievably to be like you my love? Some nations loath you outwardly but inwardly hold you with a respect forced upon by the uncontrollable spirit of inconspicuous TRUTH. As The Word says "Even the Demons do not believe and still they tremble". Your assension to greatness was that of your foundation. (Excuse me for a second I have to avoid this sattelite)..... Ok I'm back [those things move fast] There are so many praises and questions I have for you but we have time. I speak it all to your spirit because it is the best in you. And still I wonder... Either way, its cold up here and I've just seen another failed attempt from Kim Jong Il as the hard-on he has for you just can't seem to get close for penetration. And on top of that his impotency problems are very apparent, akins to many Hip-hop rappers today with their high-pitched auto-tunes. But I'm digressing. Back to freedom. You have set the standard for what freedom is and for that I choose to begin this on the day you were born. Because I have freed myself from the world's chains of imprisonment to become the EPIC Transcender. Consider thise timing a birthday present from yours truly. Through out your life you have freed nations from tyranny, you have protected your citizens, you have stuck to who you are without conforming to the world, you have desimated Evils and crushed Tyrants, you have shown peace through strength, and you have not been perfect. But you are not God, I do not expect perfection from you. I respect you for who you are and not what you were. And to think "You did all this and you are a woman?" Now that's a woman I can appreciate, not these wack-ass fake-ass pritentious looney backward wanna-be feminists that crowd your streets today. No you are a woman I appreciate and love because you stand for all and not those or these or them. You stand for me and I swear to always stand for you and by your side. And know it is because I stand for you that I stand as one of the World's Champions. Let it be noted that the world changed again on July 4, 2009 when the Epic Transcender began his journey to fulfill his destiny, and as a wise one once said "Behind every Powerful transcendent man there is a strong woman." God bless you my strong woman and sweetheart... God bless the United States of America.